Wavelength Productions

BEEFUS- 'Busted Teeth Fandango'
Released 8/17/18 | Cover by Beefy and Meaty

BEEFUS
'Busted Teeth Fandango'
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Banned from the Grand Ole Opry and A Prairie Home Companion, BEEFGRASS is more than your fuzzy pals Beefus dressed in overalls. It's got banjos, mandos, and washboards, but BEEFGRASS ain't your Pappy's feel-good honky-tonk. And it ain't your Mammy's tender mountain ballads. It's darker, it's weirder, it growls and howls and tears up the sack of hog feed. It chases you through the corn with its idiot grin. It did something to your cousin in back of the barn. The new CD in Beefus' BEEFGRASS mode is called "BUSTED TEETH FANDANGO." It weaves a harrowing rural world of cow-spermings, pig stabs, goat garrottings, hazy June nights under the Corn Molester. It's the twang of a Zither under the Harvest Moon, when the Grain Satan dances bloodstreaked in the Furrows, it's the Blatt of a Bladderhorn that gets the feathery flocks alarmed and defecating. To make these sounds, the boys n girls of BEEFUS developed unsettling 1000-yard stares, shocks of sun-blarched red hair, and an urge to kill and taste human meat.


Beefus- banjo, lap guitar, lead vocals
Meatslayer- bass, vocals (lead on 'The Whiskey Tastes Like Tardigrades')
U-Tip- drums, Yamaha DTX-Multi 12, harmonica
Nathan B. Gosh- mandolin, vocals
Tardmar- keyboards, talkbox, vocoder, vocals (lead on 'Latrine' & 'Dog Food (But For People)')
Lizardus- guitar, dobro, trombone, vocals
Smiley Virus- Rihanna washboard, percussion, vocals
Rebecca Nebula- lead vocals on 'Cheap Smokes'

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BEEFUS- 'Daddy Slap Chop and the Santa Gland'
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BEEFUS- 'Cant't Find the Milk'
Can't Find the Milk
BEEFUS- 'Wrong Number of Heads'
Wrong Number of Heads
BEEFUS- 'Jeezus Fetus Repeatus'
Jeezus Fetus Repeatus
BEEFUS- 'Santa Can't
Santa Can't
BEEFUS- 'How the Glurk Stole Xmas'
How the Glurk Stole Xmas
BEEFUS- 'Rude Ralph, The Red-Faced Rage Deer'
Rude Ralph, The Red-Faced Rage Deer
BEEFUS- 'Kringle in the Corn'
Kringle in the Corn
   

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  • 01.
    Thunder-Thighs Missile-Tits
    3:48
  • 02.
    Latrine
    3:10
  • 03.
    Sunshine Without the Shadow
    3:23
  • 04.
    The Brown Bomber
    2:59
  • 05.
    Lorena the Sheep
    3:07
  • 06.
    The Whiskey Tastes Like Tardigrades
    4:59
  • 07.
    Freight Train Took Muh Legs/ Trouble Everyday
    4:39
  • 08.
    She Got the Best of Me, You Got the Rest of Me
    2:54
  • 09.
    Busted Teeth Fandango
    4:22
  • 10.
    Cheap Smokes
    5:45
  • 11.
    Dog Food (But For People)
    5:37
  • 12.
    Bark Like a Human
    4:08
  • 13.
    Swollen Tongues
    3:17